chickennoodlesoupforthesoul:

lebruticus:

yes-butno:

• MEN – under 5’4” (163cm)
• WOMEN – under 5” (155cm)
• BIG MEN – with character faces – 5’9 and over (175cm+)
• MEN with LARGE biceps any height.
• WOMEN with character faces
• MEN & WOMEN – ELVES slim, athletic, 5’5” –…

GOD DAMMIT I COULD TOTALLY DO THIS BUT I LIVE IN NEW YORK

1. andthenoutofnowhere reblogged this from yes-butno and added:

   Too tall for a hobbit, to small for an elf. Story of my life…

2. lil-leaps liked this
3. fatsuckingcandy reblogged this from lebruticus and added:

   LIVE IN NEW YORK

4. junsylvia reblogged this from sabsypants and added:

   WHYYYYYYYYY AM I NOT IN NEW ZEALAND!!

5. oteibilitz reblogged this from adriofthedead and added:

   D= *cryingnotfairthisshouldbeme*

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9. bellatrixnotswan reblogged this from adriofthedead and added:

   I always wish I lived in New Zealand

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11. sarrahhmonster reblogged this from penciltothetemple and added:

    BITCH I CAN BE AN ELF IF A WANT, don’t discriminate you hater.

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16. citrusmalicious reblogged this from adriofthedead and added:

    this is the role I was born to do

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18. carpediem-carpenoctem reblogged this from postapocalypsepunk and added:

    I don’t know if any of you live in NZ, BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULD.

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22. lakossita reblogged this from yes-butno and added:

    … I’m too tall to be a Hobbit… Probably the first time I’m too TALL to be anything xD

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24. mydearfriendtoto reblogged this from yes-butno and added:

    The downer is that you must currently be living in the Wellington area…

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28. penciltothetemple reblogged this from shrapnel-heart and added:

    HOW CAN 5’5” BE AN ELF? THAT WOULD BE THE TEENIEST OF ELVES.

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30. mmmmmcookies reblogged this from yes-butno and added:

    WAIT WTF I’M 5’1” HOW AM I NOT SHORT ENOUGH???

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    For the first time in my life I’m too tall for something….I’m 5’1”...too tall to be a...

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42. i-remember-budapest-differently reblogged this from andiwillnotbebulliedbya and added:

    So I’d fit the bill, except I’m not in New Zealand I WANT TO BE IN THE HOBBIT DARN IT.

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45. kaleidoscopeyes reblogged this from divorcedreality and added:

    Does it count if I consider my facial expressions character faces?

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